If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

Janet Evanovich
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. - Dr. Seuss

  2. The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

  3. Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. - Jean Racine

  4. Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. - Jeannette Walls

  5. Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway. - Eric Idle

More Quotes By Janet Evanovich
  1. Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

  2. Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

  3. Nice dress. Take it off.

  4. Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, " he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

  5. I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

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